Weiner (real name ni Dong-ressman, ha ha ha ha) admitted to sending photos of his wiener via twitter to several women. It's a huge political scandal. Ahnold Schwarzenegger even called Weiner to say, 'Parekoy thank you.' ha ha ha ha! Kung sa Pinas ito eh lusot na re-elected pa. di ba Sen. Bong?
“DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE TWEETING A PHOTO OF YOUR DEAL:
10. Is this my best side?
9. Will this get me more followers?
8. Should I put it on Facebook instead?
7. Do I have a last name that would make this especially embarrassing?
6. Would it be more personal to fax everyone photos of my deal?
5. What's the point if James Arness is no longer alive to see it?
4. Is there a better way to show people I'm Jewish?
3. What would Brett Favre do?
2. Isn't this what Twitter's for?
1. What could possibly go wrong?
9. Will this get me more followers?
8. Should I put it on Facebook instead?
7. Do I have a last name that would make this especially embarrassing?
6. Would it be more personal to fax everyone photos of my deal?
5. What's the point if James Arness is no longer alive to see it?
4. Is there a better way to show people I'm Jewish?
3. What would Brett Favre do?
2. Isn't this what Twitter's for?
1. What could possibly go wrong?
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